Affiliate Marketing and Wealthy Affiliate – Your Affiliate Marketing Questions Answered

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You looking to get your Wealthy Affiliate Questions Answered? Great, because I want to answer them. And if you still need an answer that you don't find here drop me an email.

You're not alone in your search for answers, at one time I was asking the same kind of questions.

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My main one being, wealthy affiliate a scam? It’s everyone’s  favourite question that one is, hey I’ve been there. Paid for the crappy ebook only to find out I need a JV partnership, build a list, or simply promote this page on google Adwords and all your troubles will go away. What a load of  Rubbish, that should be all your troubles will double, go anywhere near Adwords If you don't know what you are doing, you can lose more than your money. Gee, what were they thinking when they put that crap together.

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Look! It takes work but it’s not rocket science. So I am going to read your mind and answer your questions. Come closer to the monitor, closer than that, I’m in the UK where are you. No I don’t really read minds, I just try to when I want to sell some affiliate product. I Bet you want to know if wealthy affiliate is for real? Yep, very much so. I’m not going to give you all the usual crap about,  And they have this great keyword tool you can find “well great keywords with, how  cool is that." Well it’s not very cool is it? Because I don’t have a clue what the hell you are going on about. That’s me by the way answering myself when I read crap like that. It’s a bit like you are thinking now, talking to yourself  inside your head, thinking what the hell is this idiot taking to seem so happy, I want some.

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Back to the question you damn fool, tell me IS WEALTHY AFFILIATE A SCAM?  No it’s not, it’s the best place you will ever find yourself in your hour of need. You want to earn money, we want your money, so we had damn well better teach you how to earn it then hadn’t we? That’s what you want isn’t  it? That’s what I wanted and I got it. You can join up here, just click a Wealthy link.  Or you can call the police and tell them there’s an idiot lose on the internet. Or you can read on and read more of my gibberish.

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Do you want to know, what the hell you do at wealthy affiliate university. If that wasn’t your question adjust your monitor brightness, for the next one. Well this is the thing, I’m going to use a word that frightens most people away, "You Learn" Still here? I’m not feeling you, touch the monitor, ha there you are. Yep you learn how to make lot’s of money, not the monopoly money you are all ways promised on so many other web sites, no you are not going to make $50,000 by next Monday or Tuesday thinking hard about it. In fact ladies and gentleman, it’s going to take you some time. No worries we will get you there, you will make, well -  not make -  earn money, it’s not legal to make your own money you know. So it takes a little time to get the knack of things.

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Why because it’s the real stuff. We teach you how to take someone else’s product, this product could be a digital e-book or one of those top of the range thingies everyone is after. So that’s what you do at wealthy affiliate. Sorry you don’t get to chase the girls and if you are a girl sorry you don’t get chased. But you do go mad after 12 months of being there. Yep started going mad just after my first year here. Joined back in April 2008. Have you checked your brightness? Do you want to know, What the hell is affiliate marketing? And how do I get paid? Hey, that’s 2 questions not fair. Ok then the answer: affiliate marketing is a written agreement between two parties, you being party1 and those being party2.  Hey, don’t you just love parties.

Joining Wealthy Affiliate Is A Big Step Forward

Affiliate networks are where all the product owners hang out, you being an affiliate marketer, go to these hang outs (slipping past the gurus as you go. Careful they can be dangerous to your bank balance,) and then when safely there, grab some promotional stuff that they provide for you. Off course you don’t need to use their crappy stuff, you can just grab your links with your id planted in there And off you go. Yes but how do I promote this link and, hold on I haven’t finished answering the other 2 questions yet. Get your hand off that monitor. Back to the question. Now I’m lost, how do you get paid promoting affiliate products? Well there are 2 ways. I always use the number 2 to write two because I can not spell two, too, to. SEE, one way is by check every month, the other is by direct deposit into your bank account, the networks pay you direct not the product owner. It’s all above board and they never fail to pay.

Joining Wealthy Affiliate Will Change Your Life

I may as well answer that, (how do I promote my affiliate link.) Hope you are doing the voices as you read, I am. First off we teach you a trick called bum marketing, it’s free to do, you don’t need a web site, or landing page or hosting, or a keyboard. Oops, yes you do you need a keyboard. You could write all your articles by hand but I don’t think article directories accept them that way. How do you write articles? I just told you with a keyboard, and fingers also help. I don’t want to hear it. Anyone can write articles, nowadays even if you are the worlds crappiest speller,  you can use your tongue. No not to write with, you use a microphone, and you need to move your lips and speak of course. I know a wealthy affiliate member who uses that technique, shouts out 5 articles an hour. And makes $400 a day, most of that when he’s sleeping. It’s true I’m not a guru, would I lie to you?  Would I?  Sorry it’s the music in my ears as I slowly type with one finger. Ok I have just about answered all the questions honestly I have, read it again they're in here somewhere. But if you have any more questions, and if you have read this far then no doubt you will have, you can email me, @ Get-Help@wealthyaffiliates-university.com I should not put this on here, because the email spam spiders come along and feed on it, they take it back to their master and then he sends a crap load of spam to me but I have a plan for spammers like them, I let loose my pet gorilla.

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So just a quick recap, if you are one of those who wants to earn money on the spiders web we can help. No scam, wealthy affiliate is the bees knees, although I’m not sure bees have knees, but if they do they got them at the wealthy affiliate university. So come on, you have  been out in the cold far to long, it’s time to come into the warm and join our family. You don’t need to be mad like me and my friends, we let anyone in. Yes Steve, I’m not has mad as you are but I’m getting there with all those close encounters of the guru kind experimenting on me with their crappy ebooks and dodgy videos, so yep can I come in? I understand I can contact you in the forums and call you names if this place is not what you are telling me. And that there is not a chance in hell I’m going to give you  a guarantee that I am not a lazy good for nothing, and I am willing to put the work in. I also understand that I can spam your PM and your email and get help any time I want. I can also pester you to death until you let me into your inner circle of celebrities, so I too can get a fast track to my very first affiliate sale.

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Notice how I crept in there with a little guru power? But the BIG difference is I’m not full of s%^$$ you can contact me, I‘m real. See? I just typed I‘m real. Look more proof three dots… that’s a pause so I’m told. OK Steve, I’m going to join here and get to know you and your crew: I understand that you will hold me here and make me  read more of this if I don't. Click a wealthy affiliate link now before autopilot typing starts in 10, 9 ,8 ,7 ,6, 5…

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10 Comments

  • By KaylaB, August 31, 2009 @ 10:33 pm

    Wealthy Affiliate University is the best investment I have ever made. It is an investment in yourself, in your future. You can start today to build an income and a lifestyle that others only dream of.

    Affiliate marketing is not a get quick rich scheme but a way to build a lifetime business where YOU are in control of your income. I can’t think of any other business that gives you this income potential.

    So – just do it!

    KaylaB

  • By Smart Dad, September 6, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

    Well said Kayla,
    Internet Marketing is about taking control of your own finances. Yes it’s hard, it’s bloody tough but it’s rewarding when you finally do start to make sales ..or gwt your cash4free as I call it :)

  • By chris, September 9, 2009 @ 8:34 pm

    im new doing affiliate marketing ,need help

  • By admin, September 10, 2009 @ 10:23 pm

    How can we be of help to you Chris?
    Do you have any questions you want answers too?

  • By Joe, December 6, 2009 @ 4:50 am

    First of all I love what I am hearing about WAU.

    I have been researching what company to go with for 6 months now. I have heard nothing but good reviews and comments about WAU. I just wounder are there and other hidden costs after the 39.95/mo. or 395.00/ year. i heard there was a 5 day requirement to get your M1 status which was rumored to be $1,200.00.

    I am ready to get going now and do not have a lick of internet marketing experience. Been a police officer 18 years and recoverind from a duty related incident now.

    I will definately need a good mentor to get up and making money. Hopefully within a month or so.

  • By admin, December 6, 2009 @ 8:55 pm

    You pay $39.00 that’s it.

  • By Susan, December 22, 2009 @ 8:58 pm

    Is it $39.00 a month or just a one time payment of $39.00? I’m scared…… but I’ve got to do something. Lost my job a year ago.

  • By JimCrazy, December 29, 2009 @ 7:13 pm

    hi everyone,
    Was lurking here since a long time and now I registered and thought about saying a hi to everybody. This community seems to have a lot of great information.

  • By learn affiliate marketing, January 24, 2010 @ 7:10 am

    I have looked at many sites and not come across such a site as yours that tells everyone everything they need to know. I have added you to my bookmarks, can anyone else suggest other related topics that I can search for to find out more information?

  • By affiliate training, January 29, 2010 @ 2:00 am

    Nice post! I have been looking for information like this one. I have added you to my bookmarks, can anyone else suggest other related topics that I can search for to find out more information?

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